Hookers Gonna Hook Hoodie
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Description
🧵🔥 Hookers Gonna Hook Hoodie
Bring sass, vintage charm, and crocheter pride together with this cozy Hookers Gonna Hook Hoodie! Featuring a retro-style homemaker happily choosing her granny square over dinner, this playful design celebrates every yarn lover who knows their hooks always come first.
The warm tones, nostalgic illustration, and cheeky slogan make it a standout piece — equal parts funny, stylish, and perfectly “maker-core.” Soft, comfortable, and ideal for everyday wear, it’s a hoodie that says what every crocheter is really thinking.
Perfect for:
🧶 Crocheters who prioritize their craft
😂 Fans of cheeky fiber-arts humor
🎁 Unique, laugh-worthy gifts for yarn lovers
☕ Cozy stitching sessions, craft nights & weekend lounging
Funny, bold, and irresistibly retro — this hoodie is a must-have for anyone who hooks with pride!
Shipping & Returns
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- Free Shipping: Available for all orders over $80 USD
- Standard Shipping: $4.99 USD flat rate for orders below $79.99 USD
Estimated Delivery Times (Includes Processing Time)
We ship worldwide with trusted carriers to ensure fast and reliable delivery.
- US / Canada / Europe / Asia / Australia: 7–21 business days
- Rest of the World: 10–30 business days
- Processing time is 0–2 business days. During holidays or high-volume periods, it may take up to 3–7 business days.
Returns & Exchanges
Your satisfaction is our priority.
We offer a 30-day return or exchange guarantee for defective or unsatisfactory products.
Please refer to our Return Policy for complete details on eligibility and how to initiate a return.
For hygiene and safety reasons, certain beauty accessories (e.g., used attachments, pads, or rollers) are non-returnable once opened.
Detail & Care
► Avoid using bleach
► Tumble drying is not recommended
► Only dry clean with perchloroethylene (PCE)
► Iron with medium heat setting
► Gentle wash cycle at 30°C or below
► Wash garment inside out alongside items of similar color
► Hang to dry
► Reshape while damp
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